Heavy Metal - where creepy aliens like to secretly watch white people make love.

Heavy Metal - where creepy aliens like to secretly watch white people make love.

The Clash: Last Gang in Town

From an issue of Metal Hurlant. This strip was never printed in it’s American counterpart, Heavy Metal.

1996 by Chantal Montellier

A page from Sergio Macedo’s Selenia; featured in the very first issue of Heavy Metal.

A page from Sergio Macedo’s Selenia; featured in the very first issue of Heavy Metal.

King Diamond

I’ve posted this before but Virginia asked me to do it again because this song came up on a test of hers today for her history of music class. I knew immediately that it was a Má vlast (My Country or My Homeland) by Czech composer Bedřich Smetana; I nailed it! It’s one of my favorite musical suites.

The thing about this song is though, is that every time I listen I can’t help but sing Turisas along to it.

Just listen to the song. A minute and fifteen seconds in you won’t be able to help but belt out A Portage to the Unknown. I doubt the tunes similarities is just a coincidence, especially when you consider that a lot of metal musicians are classically trained; and even more so when you consider who Olli’s dad is.

Just a thought.

Dissident Chinese artist Ai Weiwei to release heavy-metal album that will ‘express his opinion’

Ai’s 81 days in secretive detention in 2011 triggered his foray into music, he says. ‘When I was arrested, they (his guards) would often ask me to sing songs, but because I wasn’t familiar with music, I was embarrassed.’

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Poker
Metal Hurlant, 1982, Issue #6

Page One translation
“Your ten credits, and fifteen more…”
“Sorry, I’m out”

Page Two translation
“Listen up ! A plane !”
“Bah ! It will pass over.”
“No ! It’s coming this way!”
“Well, will you cover my bet, or not?”
“We’ve been seen!”

Page Three translation
“Don’t stand over there !”
….too late ! Do not talk, boy ….”
“Damn …. for once I had a good hand!”

bathsabbath:

Ugh, but Varg gets incapacitated too quickly (SEE WHAT I DID THERE.)
I will always stick to my go-to guy:


Here’s my go at it… King Diamond, my number one jam!

bathsabbath:

Ugh, but Varg gets incapacitated too quickly (SEE WHAT I DID THERE.)

I will always stick to my go-to guy:

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Here’s my go at it… King Diamond, my number one jam!

devilonadinosaur:

Adrian Smith

devilonadinosaur:

Adrian Smith

Flotsam & Jetsam
No Place For Disgrace
No Place For Disgrace (1988)


Such a good fucking song!

npr:

Music writer Laina Dawes is a die-hard Judas Priest fan. She’s all about the band’s loud and fast guitars, the piercing vocals — and she loves to see the group perform live.
Now, a fact that shouldn’t matter: Dawes is a black woman. This, she says, can make things uncomfortable on the metal scene. She says she’s been verbally harassed and told she’s not welcome.
Interview: Laina Dawes, Author Of ‘What Are You Doing Here?’

Got to listen to this on the way to work this morning; I want to buy this book!

npr:

Music writer Laina Dawes is a die-hard Judas Priest fan. She’s all about the band’s loud and fast guitars, the piercing vocals — and she loves to see the group perform live.

Now, a fact that shouldn’t matter: Dawes is a black woman. This, she says, can make things uncomfortable on the metal scene. She says she’s been verbally harassed and told she’s not welcome.

Interview: Laina Dawes, Author Of ‘What Are You Doing Here?’

Got to listen to this on the way to work this morning; I want to buy this book!

The Ultimate Negotiation
Written and Illustrated by Enki Bilal

First appeared in the January 1979 issue of Heavy Metal magazine.